But then came the killing shot that was to nail me to the cross.

Edward Grady Partin.

And Life magazine once again was Robert Kenedy’s tool. He figured that, at long last, he was going to dust my ass and he wanted to set the public up to see what a great man he was in getting Hoffa.

Life quoted Walter Sheridan, head of the Get-Hoffa Squad, that Partin was virtually the all-American boy even though he had been in jail “because of a minor domestic problem.”

Jimmy Hoffa in “Hoffa: The Real Story,” 1975
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Just then a man came up to Jesus and asked, “Teacher, what good thing must I do to get eternal life?”

“Why do you ask me about what is good?” Jesus replied. “There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, keep the commandments.”

“Which ones?” he inquired.

Jesus replied, “ ‘You shall not murder, you shall not commit adultery, you shall not steal, you shall not give false testimony, honor your father and mother,’ and ‘love your neighbor as yourself.’”

“All these I have kept,” the young man said. “What do I still lack?”

Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.

Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

Matthew 16:24
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Mama Jean

“We can report that Edward G. Partin has been under investigation by the New Orleans District Attorney’s Office in connection with the Kennedy Assassination investigation… based on an exclusive interview with an Assistant District Attorney in Jim Garrison’s office. We can report that Partin’s activities have been under scrutiny. In his words: “We know that Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald were here in New Orleans several times… there was a third man driving them and we are checking the possibility it was Partin.

WJBO radio, New Orleans, June 23rd, 1964; quoted from Walter Sheridan, “The Fall and Rise of Jimmy Hoffa,” 1972
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But then came the killing shot that was to nail me to the cross.

Edward Grady Partin.

And Life magazine once again was Robert Kenedy’s tool. He figured that, at long last, he was going to dust my ass and he wanted to set the public up to see what a great man he was in getting Hoffa.

Life quoted Walter Sheridan, head of the Get-Hoffa Squad, that Partin was virtually the all-American boy even though he had been in jail “because of a minor domestic problem.”

Jimmy Hoffa in “Hoffa: The Real Story,” 1975

I had just landed in Cuba on a 30 day entrepreneurship visa and was pondering my grandfather’s role in President Kennedy’s assassination, when I suddenly felt Wendy was planning to commit suicide; she wouldn’t, and I had no reason to suspect she would, but that was my first reaction when I listened to her voice mail while standing in the small Plaza de San Francisco de Asi, which I was told was one of only two places a gringo could catch public WiFi, even in 2019.

I was wearing an old but serviceable travel shirt, one with antimicrobial silver particles woven intto a polymer that dried quickly, but modified as a prototype that never progressed; NITINOL threads had been woven into the sleeves, heat-treated to transform around 90 degrees F, then electropolished to be pliable at body temperature; the NITINOL dulled the silver threads and made the old olive green shirt seem grey. I had just rolled them up after arriving in a mild springtime Havana afternoon, around 80 degrees and humid enough to warrant deodorant. On my back, I wore a sun faded black backpack, with unsubtle short black scuba fins strapped to the outside. I was listening to voice mail on an iPhone 8 – already outdated – pressed against my left ear. My right forefinger was poked into my right ear. My head hurt, my back ached, and I was wound up from sitting in confined spaces next to chatty people. I was only half-heartedly listening to messages, and I was stretching my hamstrings. In my mind, I was debating whether or not to take another ibuprofen; I had recently read a meta-analysis on ligament tears and ibuprofen; in short: long-term daily use of ibuprofen was shown to correlate with ACL tears in professional football players and a few elite military units, and that corresponded with rat studies where rats who took prodigious amounts of ibuprofen had post-mortem ACL tear-strength 40% less than the other rats. (Interestingly, ibuprofen is an SSRI, which means it also acts as an anti-depressant, so the rats with weak ACLs may have died happier.) It was the first day of what I planned to be a three month sabbatical, a month in Cuba thanks to President Obama’s new visa to promote entrepreneurship (whatever that means), and two months of hopping around Caribbean islands, diving and following any leads about my grandfather’s and father’s time there in 1962 and 1973, respectively. (My grandfather was Edward Grady Partin Senior, famous for sending Jimmy Hoffa to prison and a possible suspect in President Kennedy’s 1963 assassination.) But, after a subtle pause in Wendy’s voice mail, I slowly stood upright and stared at the phone in my hand. I almost called her right then.

Gut instincts can be wrong, so I put in my earbuds – or iBuds or whatever they’re called – and listened to her message again, looking for nuances that few, if any, other people would have noticed or understood.

“Hey Jason, it’s Wendy,” she began, followed by a pause.

“I know you’re going to Cuba, but I was hoping to speak with you about my will.”

Another pause.

“It’s not a big deal,” she said quickly and continued at a similar pace, clumping words so they almost sounded as one: “I’d just like to add Cindi as executor because you travel so much.”

She had called about her will several times over the past ten or fifteen years. Every time she mentioned her will, she used the same brisk cadence. And, no matter where I was on Earth, she always called an hour or so before happy hour in San Diego; she lived near St. Francisville, Louisiana, a remote community about an hour upriver of Baton Rouge, and her 6pm was my usual 4pm.

Wendy was my mother, Wendy Anne Rothdram Partin. She met my dad, Edward Grady Partin Junior, the drug dealer of Glen Oaks High School, in the winter of 1971 and lost her virginity to him on New Years Eve. Two weeks later, she realized she was pregnant. She couldn’t afford a $150 abortion, so she accepted my dad’s proposal; they dropped out of school and eloped to Woodville, Mississippi, where my dad had family and a couch to crash on, and where state laws didn’t require parental consent for teenagers to marry. They returned to Baton Rouge as Mr. and Mrs. Edward Grady Partin; I was born ten months later, on 05 October 1972. (Gestation takes ten months, not nine; the myth comes from births nine months after wedding nights.) Wendy and my dad moved into one of grandfather’s houses, and she soon had a series of small nervous breakdowns abandoned me twice. She returned less than a week later the first time. The second time she left was a few weeks later, and she brought me to a now-defunct, private daycare center near Glen Oaks and drove to California with a young man she had met that morning. He had just scribbled a note saying he was leaving for California, and had space for someone with gas money. She saw it as a sign. My dad was away again, buying drugs wholesale somewhere in the Carribbean. She did the best she could, gave the daycare her best friend’s phone number, and left Louisiana.

The daycare center was closing, and they called Wendy’s emergency contact; James “Ed” White, the father of Wendy’s best friend, Linda White, responded. The next week, the Judge Pugh of the East Baton Rouge Parish 19th Judicial District removed me from Wendy and my dad’s custody, and placed me under the guardianship of Mr. White. Wendy returned on her own, but by then Pugh had made me a warden of the state and set criteria for Wendy to meet before she could regain the right to see me. For the next seven years, she saw me once a month while fighting my dad – and then my guardians – for my custody. She eventually won, but in those monthly visits she was ashamed to be a single, uneducated teenager with an infant; so she taught me to call her by her first name, so people would assume I was her brother.

Old habits are hard to break, and I still called my mother Wendy.

Wendy’s nervous breakdowns had complex reasons, but in the early 1970’s they centered around my dad and our Partin family. Wendy’s new father in law, Edward Grady Partin Senior, was known as an all-American hero, a working class man who saved Bobby Kennedy’s life by risking his own to send Jimmy Hoffa to prison; at least, that was what national media taught America in the 1960’s and 70’s. He was adored by people who saw him in Look!, Life, or on the news because, as Jimmy Hoffa wrote in his autobiography, “Edward Grady Partin was a big, rugged man who could charm a snake off a rock.” Most people who knew him called him Big Daddy, and Big Daddy remarkably big and handsome, with strawberry blonde hair, sky blue eyes, a perpetual smile, and a southern drawl that invited trust.

Big Daddy was born in Woodville, and in his early 20’s he united Mississippi’s sawmill and trucking unions. He married my grandmother and they quickly amassed five children. In the 1950’s, they moved to Baton Rouge, where he took over Local #5 of The International Brotherhood of Teamsters. Jimmy Hoffa had only recently ascended into power, and, according to FBI records, Big Daddy “forcibly” helped install Hoffa’s man in New Orleans in the late 1950’s, and then led negotiations for bringing chemical and petroleum industries to Baton Rouge from nearby Houston, enticing them with shipping deals with his Teamsters.

The Louisiana Teamsters controlled of all shipping to and from America’s second largest port, New Orleans. It was, and is, the primary trading channel between Latin America and the United States. After WWII, President Eisenhower’s interstate program – modeled after Germany’s autobahn and its ability to qeuickly move troops and tanks – built Interstate 10 and connected New Orleans to California, paving the way for transporting all types of goods to and from New Orleans, the burgeoning city of Las Vegas, and Hollywood. Before President Kennedy’ Cuban embargo, Fidel Castro shipped goods to and from New Orleans; those goods were loaded on and off trucks ran by Hoffa’s man in New Orleans, and the trucks followed I-10 an hour away to Baton Rouge, where Big Daddy influenced what went on and off of them.

Big Daddy grew wealthy and powerful, and owned or controlled houses all over the south, and most had walls stuffed with cash and plastic explosives. According to FBI director J. Edgar Hoover and Life magazine investigators, the explosives were requested by Hoffa as part of a plot to kill Bobby Kennedy, and were obtained through New Orleans mafia boss Carlos Marcello. That article was in 1964, ten months after President John F. Kennedy’s assassination, and Life showcased Big Daddy with his five children in the same feature as former vice-president and newly appointed president Johnson and his family, implying trust in Bobby Kennedy’s star witness.

Hoover admitted to following Big Daddy for more than two years because of his relationships with New Orleans mafia and Castro, and almost immediately after the Life feature Big Daddy was indicted by New Orleans district attorney Jim Garrison in the only trial against Clay, anyone involved in President Kennedy’s assassination; the two witnesses vanished, and the alleged photo of Big Daddy with Jack Ruby just before Ruby shot and killed Oswald hasn’t been seen since. In a nationally followed spectacle, Garrison tried Clay Shaw in 1967, and Big Daddy’s omission fueled conspiracy theories about Kennedy’s assassination being part of a bigger plot, going against the official Warren Report that mistakenly said Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone when he shot and killed Kennedy, and Jack Ruby acted alone when he shot and killed Oswald; Oswald was a New Orleans naitive who trained with the civil air force in Baton Rouge, and Ruby was a low-level mob runner and former trucking business agent before Hoffa’s Teamsters took over Ruby’s Dallas dump truck business. To counter all of the rumors, Bobby Kennedy kept Big Daddy in magazines like Look! and Life, and Walter kept close tabs on all state-level prosecutions to keep Big Daddy’s name out of other media to protect the reputation of thier only witness against Hoffa.

When Bobby was assassinated in 1968, Walter Sheridan stepped in and assumed our family’s protection from legal challenges; by then, Walter was nationally known, the hero investigator who had temporarily left the FBI twice, once to help run John F. Kennedy’s presidential campaign and once again to lead Bobby’s. He countered all of Jimmy Hoffa’s publicity from prison – he continued to be paid by the Teamsters and control their $1.1 Billion pension fund from prison – and Walter took it upon himself to defend Big Daddy, not because Big Daddy was innocent, but because Hoffa was only in prison because of Big Daddy’s testimony and presumed all-American stature, so to keep Hoffa in prison Walter had to keep Big Daddy out. Hoffa countered, and sent word to the mafia via his attorney, Frank Ragano, that $121 Million in mafia debt to Hoffa and the pension fund would be forgiven if “anyone” could get Ed Partin to change his testimony; he had to be alive, but they could use “any” tactic necessary. Hoffa ensured anyone listening to him and Ragano would hear that Ed Partin must be kept alive; Ragano, nationally known as “the lawyer for the mob,” also represented Marcello, Traffacante, and a host of other family bosses, and he spread the word quickly. A series of kidnappings, beatings, and explosions began to plague the Partin family, and Hoover doubled the number of federal agents protecting my grandmother, aunts, uncle, and father; all while my father was a young teenager and enjoying his immunity from police prosecution in Baton Rouge.

Around the time Wendy met Ed Partin Junior, Big Daddy was arrested for stealing $450,000 from the Local #5 safe. The safe was found at the bottom of the slow flowing and murky Comite River, and the only two witnesses were discovered bloody and beaten. The survivor refused to testify, and state police left Big Daddy alone.

When stealing the safe didn’t disrupt Big Daddy, Hoffa had President Nixon send America’s most decorated war hero and adored movie actor, Audie Murphy, to negotiate with Big Daddy on Hoffa’s behalf. Audie may have been a household name as well known as Hoffa and Kennedy; he had 278 confirmed kills in WWII and won every medal America had to give, and his memoir, To Hell and Back, became a hit movie and led him to staring in almost 40 films. For years, Hollywood made money on Audie Murphy by capitalizing on his boyish grin and all-American good looks; Hoffa, a fan of Audie’s, had funded some of those films with the Teamsters pension fund. But, by the early 1970’s, Audie was aging and no longer fit his typecast, and he was a perpetually unsuccessful entrepreneur who was broke. Hoffa still controlled the pension fund – he was using it to fund Nixon’s campaign – and Audie was acting as middle-man between Hoffa, Nixon, and Big Daddy in hopes of making a comeback. To coordinate meetings, Hoffa used New Orleans boss Marcello, who sent D’Alton Smith and his private plane to shuttle Audie to and from Baton Rouge and California. In May of 1971, Murphy flew out of Baton Rouge, commenting that D’Alton’s plane seemed unservicable; two weeks later, he crashed in that plane and died with the other four passengers. Big Daddy was the prime suspect, and though in the mid 1990’s I’d read FAA reports that the crash was due to pilot error, Big Daddy capitalized on his reputation of being able to kill a man with 278 confirmed kills along with a handful of Carlos Marcello’s top men; the event skyrocketed Big Daddy’s influence in Louisiana. Walter continued to support his witness, and in a nationally lampooned confrontation between Walter and Louisiana Governor McKeithen, the governor proclaimed, “I won’t let Ed Partin and his gangstar, hoodlum Teamsters run this state!” To which Walter calmly, succinctly, and effectively replied: “Lay off Partin.” McKeithen didn’t get the Teamster endorsement and wasn’t reelected, and Big Daddy continued to run the state and his oldest son, my father, continued to sell drugs with immunity without concern for things like graduating high school.

Wendy wouldn’t have known all of that then; she was 16 and pregnant, already overwhelmed, and unlikely to realize what teams of FBI investigators and reporters did not. She, like most teen agers, barely noticed the news. When I was born, we lived without a television in Big Daddy’s house by the Achafalaya Basin and Comite River. Bills were transferred to my dad’s name, but without differentiating junior vs senior, and our address was listed under Edward Partin. The house caught on fire while Wendy and I were inside, and several parked cars and nearby houses exploded. Police and insurance investigators determined there was no foul play, and they awarded generous settlements for Big Daddy’s cars and Uncle Doug Partin’s home; Doug and his family claimed Marcello was at fault, Uncle Keith and Aunt Shannon said Doug was capitalizing on opportunities to collect insurance money. Regardless of what actually happened in our house – gas leaks or walls full of plastic explosives or me playing with matches as a toddler – Wendy had a small nervous breakdown and left all of us.

But, she felt guilty for leaving me and returned a week later. A few weeks after, my dad left with a group of his motorcycle friends to buy a literal ton of opioids in Cuba, Jamaica, or Puerto Rico. No one was sure where they had gone, and the ones I know today admit they don’t remember much of the ’70’s. They had places to stay all over the Carribbean, because Big Daddy did business in Latin American via the port of New Orleans. The name Ed Partin was well known: he was rumored to deal directly with Fidel Castro, and he knew all Teamster leaders in Latin America. After Hoffa went to prison, Franck Chavez, the Puerto Rican Teamster president, publicly said, “I’m gonna kill Ed Partin!” He was assassinated by his bodyguard in 1968, and the new president never said a negative word about my family. There were enough stories like that for me to believe Ed Partin and his friends had plenty of couches to crash on in Latin America.

While he was gone, court records say Wendy had another breakdown and fled to California with a man at a coffee shop looking for a hitchhiker to split gas. He was leaving that day, and Wendy thought it was a sign for her to flee. Before leaving, she dropped me off at a daycare center near Glen Oaks High School, a small school of around 300 students near the remote Baton Rouge airport, twenty to thirty minutes north of downtown, where she had met my father and still had friends. She gave the daycare the phone number of her former classmate still in school, Linda White, and drove off with the young man she had just met. Social services were limited back then, and the daycare was closing for the day and saw no alternative but to let me go home with Linda’s father, the custodian of Glen Oaks, Mr. James “Ed” White. Someone called the police, and Judge Pugh of the East Baton Rouge Parish 19th Judicial District family court assigned Mr. White, my PawPaw, as my legal guardian.

My father returned to Baton Rouge with a literal ton of drugs. Court records say that he was arrested for possession of opioids with intent to distribute, but prosecutors decided to not pursue a trial because he was Big Daddy’s son; though Bobby had been assassinated, Walter still had enough influence to ensure no negative news about any Ed Partin came out of from Louisiana.

Wendy returned to Baton Rouge on her own, divorced my father, and found a job with Kelly’s Girls, a national program that franchised low-skill and seasonal jobs for young mothers juggling school and daycare. She’d puck me up at PawPaw’s once a month and drove me around town, delivering Yellow Pages and residential phone books in a car PawPaw fixed for her. She persevered, fighting the Partins in court and proving that she could earn a living, find housing, and provide for me. But it was a lot for anyone to navigate, and she was an uneducated young woman. She was on the verge of quitting when Judge Pugh allegedly committed suicide the summer of 1975, just after Jimmy Hoffa famously vanished from a Detroit parking lot. Judge JJ Lottingger replaced Pugh, leaving a thirty year tenure with Louisiana legislative law in the downtown Baton Rouge state capital building to become the only family court judge in East Baton Rouge Parish. For the next year and a half, he reviewed Wendy’s progress with work and housing, and on 26 September 1976 Lottingger reversed Pugh’s decision and returned my custody to Wendy.

My father and the Whites appealed for more than two years; PawPaw and MawMaw had grown to view me as their own, and PawPaw loved me like a son. Big Daddy finally went to federal prison for stealing the $450,000, plus a few other judgements, like perjury and racketeering; the murder charge never stuck. He left Louisiana to serve an 11 year sentence in a Texas penitentiary – coincidentally the same time as Hoffa had been sentenced – and my father left Louisiana to grow weed in Arkansas. Wendy found a secretary job at Exxon Plastics, ironically one of the plants Big Daddy had helped recruit to Baton Rouge, and I began living with Wendy in 1979, in a two bedroom, one bath rental house with a small back yard with a chain link fence for Wendy to keep a dog. It was walking distance to Glen Oaks High School, and near the house party where I was conceived seven years earlier.

Almost every time we laugh about things we did when we were kids, and why I call her Wendy, she mentions my father; she laughs awkwardly and jokes that she was born WAR, but marrying Ed Partin WARPed her, and that’s why she drinks.

“And I thought…,” she said. I took two breaths in the pause… “It’s not important. Call me back when you can.”

There was another pause, and a sigh as subtle as the b in subtle.

“Tell Cristi I said hello, and I hope y’all are enjoying San Diego,” she said quickly.

Most people listening would say she forced her tone to seem upbeat.

“If I miss you,” she finished, “Have fun in Cuba and we’ll talk when you get back.”

I rewound the message – an archaic term for cassette answering machines that I still say in my head – and listened two more times. After she said, “And I thought…,” I held my breath… I thought I heard a hint of “I,” but fading before manifesting. That subtle pause is what triggered my sense of dread that she would commit suicide.

I had been thinking about Judge Pugh on the flight, coincidentally, after re-reading my custody report on the airplane ride to Cuba, looking for hints of clues that may have been unknowingly included in my custody records. I may have overreacted the first time I listened to her voice mail.

I sighed, rotated my left wrist, and glanced at my 30+ year old solar powered Seiko dive watch, modified to be a satellite pager. The technology was cutting edge back then: it hadn’t needed a battery changed or to be wound in three decades, and the charge from an average day lasted six months. I’ve been impressed by small solar cells ever since. But, the plastic parts oxidize and have been known to break unexpectedly, so I replace the thick black corrugated band before every sabbatical. (One of the most dangerous things about deep wreck diving is nitrogen narcosis, and many otherwise skilled divers lost their lives chasing something they were attached to that slipped off and slowly sank to irrecoverable depths.) I had replaced the band at San Diego’s Just-in-Time on Tuesday, and the watch was still on Pacific Standard Time. I could call Wendy back before she passed out that evening.

I sighed again, and my gaze dropped from my phone to my two big feet.

Wendy was one of the wealthiest women in America. According to Wikipedia, she was one of the wealthiest 26,000 or so people in Northern America. I’m unsure if Wikipedia includes Canada and Mexico in that number; regardless, the United States has around 350 million people within our border, so Wendy was among the wealthiest 26,000/350Million people in the United States, the top 0.1% of wealth in one of the world’s wealthiest countries. If we include everyone in Canada and Mexico, she’s in the top 0.05%. I’m not a statistician, but that seems like good odds.

My eyebrows narrowed and I thought: I shouldn’t worry about Wendy.

Her mother, Joyce Hicks Rothdram, was a savy investor. Granny had fled an abusive husband in Toronto when Wendy was five years old and landed with her sister and brother-in-law in Baton Rouge. Granny taught herself to type using Uncle Bob’s electric typewriter and a book from the nearby public library and scored a secretarial job with DuPont in the burgeoning Baton Rouge petro-chemical industry north of the airport; unbeknowining to her, Big Daddy was instrumental in brining that industry and having I-110 built to connect the industry to I-10, which connected downtown Baton Rouge to New Orleans. DuPont offered Granny a healthcare and a retirement plan, but she didn’t have enough to invest yet. She scrimped on the cheapest cartons of cigarettes and cases of Scotch possible, put a down payment on a $38,000, 680 square foot home directly under the flight path, and bought a few books on investing. A few years later, she was doing well; she upgraded to smoking Kents – according to Life advertisements, most scientists and teachers who smoked, smoked Kents – and stocked her licquor cabinet with the finest Scotch money could buy. Every twenty minutes the bottles rattled from jet engines passing over her roof, but she was happy with her home and enjoyed learning about stocks and investing. Despite choosing to smoke a carton or two of Kents a week, she invested wisely. Uncle Bob and Auntie Lo latched on and heeded her advice, and the IRA’s Wendy inherited averaged 10.7% compounding interest and dividends over 30 years, greater than somewhere between 90% and 95% of all professionally managed funds.

Wendy’s portfolio hadn’t changed in decades; it still leaned towards Exxon, DuPont, Chevron, McDonald’s, IBM, GE, AT&T, and companies with plants or offices in Baton Rouge, New Orleans, and Houston. She never tweaked Granny’s more than a smidgen here and there, mostly a few tech stocks from after Granny passed, like Apple, Microsoft, and Amazon.

(Wendy and Granny liked to read, and they saw value in Amazon, which was originally an online book retailer; Jeff Bezos called it Amazon because it had a wave of options as big as the Amazon River. They were both secretaries who learned to type on electric typewriters, and they saw the value of newfangled computers with word processors; they were two girls who got knocked up and became single mothers and scraped by on minimum wage, typing paperwork for engineers and middle managers with college degrees, and both appreciated that word processors came with an “undo” command.)

Granny – and eventually Wendy – allocated the maximum monthly amount possible in their company-sponsored retirement plans, around 10-17%, depending on congressional laws each year. They also contributed to individual plans in traditional IRA’s; the Roth IRA wasn’t an option yet. (I don’t know what the limits were back then, but, currently, you can contribute $5,500 to an IRA if you work for yourself, and $17,500 if you work for someone else, and all forms of IRA’s increase by $1000 after you turn 65.) Granny retired from DuPont after 30 years of secretarial work, Uncle Bob retired as manager of Montreal’s New Orleans headquarters of Bulk Stevedoring after 30 years, and Wendy accepted an early retirement from Exxon-Mobil after 27 years as a secretary and then as “tech support,” walking around offices and uploading Microsoft programs onto computers using a licensed CD. Minimum wage invested wisely and compounded over sixty years adds up, and if you do the math you may be as shocked as I was to see how wealthy Wendy could be, if she cashed in her four IRA’s.

The only unsolicited advice Granny ever gave, other than to never give money to the IRS, was to follow the law, every law: pay library fines, don’t cheating on taxes, and never, no matter how tempting, kill your loudmouth ignorant neighbor, or their dog that won’t stop that goddamn barking. All of our Canadian family was in America on work visas, and any one of them could be deported for a minor infarction. Granny didn’t want to return to Canada, and she didn’t want to be dependent on a husband again.

Outside of when I traveled, I wasn’t concerned with most American laws, except for not killing an opinionated neighbor or their yappy dog. That’s more of a moral, philosophical, or spiritual debate than a legal one, like abortion. I don’t know where I’d be if Wendy had scraped together $150, just like I don’t know whether or not she’d be happier. Like Granny, I view laws from a practical standpoint, a way to avoid hassles and live the life you want.

I was Wendy’s last relative, the one she called to say things she told no one else. Granny never had more children, and Auntie Lo and Uncle Bob couldn’t. Wendy didn”t want to call the Partins still living in Baton Rouge, and barely knew our Canadian relatives; I probably knew them better, because I traveled so much, and Wendy had only visited Toronto once since I was born. Granny’s aunt, the Toronto spinster and socialite Edith Lang, had married her boss 45 years and inherited Canada’s largest private art collection and a couple dozen million Loons – around $12 million – and in 2004 left Wendy a collection of art worth a small fortune. Granny’s sister, my Aunt Mary, inherited the bulk of Aunt Edith’s wealth; she was 93 years old, and showed now signs of slowing down. Aunt Mary was fit and active, like she had learned from their father, Harold “Hal” Hicks.

Grandpa Hicks was a well known hockey player, according to Wikipedia: Harold Henry Hicks (December 10, 1900 — August 14, 1965) was a Canadian professional ice hockey player who played 90 games in the National Hockey League with the Montreal Maroons, Detroit Cougars, and Detroit Falcons between 1928 and 1931. The rest of his career, which lasted between 1917 and 1934, was spent in various minor leagues. He was born in Sillery, Quebec.

(If Granny were alive today, she’d read what Wikipedia had to say about Grandpa Hicks and say: Bullshit! He played for the Maple Leafs and the Bruins, too. What the hell is this Wikipedia thing? Pay for a set of encyclopedias, turn off that hand-held TV, and read a goddamn book. She’d probably then ask for a cigarette and a Scotch on the rocks, pick up her reading glasses parked next to a faded black and white photo of Grandpa Hicks atop her bookshelf, and show me her scrapbook of his newspaper clippings to prove she was right.)

Most of what I know about my family history – and life – comes from Granny’s bookshelf. Like Granny, it was small but powerful; it had a complete Encyclopedia Britanica with the annual revision option; a row of classic literature, a dictionary, a thesaurus, and Bullfinch’s Mythology; a few investment books of authors I don’t recall, but all with Warren-esque philosophies; a stained first edition of The Joy of Cooking, The Times Picayune Creole Cookbook, and, after 1986, Paul Prudhome’s Louisiana Kitchen; my magic books and Hardy Boys series; Wendy’s Nancy Drew series; and Granny’s subscription to Reader’s Digest. One shelf was haphazard, like the “miscellaneous” folder Granny used for receipts in her tax-preparation drawer, and the books that stick in my mind are: Jimmy Hoffa’s 1975 “Hoffa: the Real Story,” Walter Sheridan’s “The Rise and Fall of Jimmy Hoffa,” and the memoirs of Earl Warren.

Of all the books, she most read the Reader’s Digest, keeping each month’s book by her Laz-Y-Boy recliner, beside her ashtray table that also had a reading lamp. After a long day of work and cooking and cleaning, she’d repose in that chair with a tallboy Scotch on the rocks, swap out her glasses, and fire up a Kent. She rarely spoke of her past, but I never doubted she adored Grandpa Hicks and had always been an avid reader: so was Aunt Mary, and she said that their parents were avid readers, too, so maybe it runs in the family. Investing, too. Grandpa Hicks died in 1965, retiring as a senior manager of the Canadian railway system; his obituary was published nationally, and no one had anything negative to say about him. I never had a reason to doubt Granny. We have a family tree in Canada that stems from Grandpa Hicks, and though none of them did anything to warrant a Wikipedia page, all the ones I’ve met have been lovely, distant relatives with remarkably high tolerances for alcohol. They all invested wisely. Apparently, Grandpa Hicks, who oversaw a lot of Canada’s rail system pension funds, was a savvy investor, and Granny was a good listener when she was a teenager growing up in their suburban Richmond Hill home. She never understood Wendy’s nervous breakdowns.

Granny passed away from throat cancer when I was in Airborne school, November 22nd, 1990, a few months shy of her 64th birthday. Before I left, she told Wendy to fun with the money; she had had a rough childhood, and deserved to have some fun. Granny’s already thin face was loose and drooping, covered in inked grids for radiation therapy, and she still smoked and chuckled every time an airplane passed overhead and made the ice cubes in her tallboy of Scotch tumble like glaciers cleaving and falling into the ocean; that’s the face I remembered when I chose to go to war instead of attending her funeral. Her final words to me were, “Everything’s a choice; be happy.”

Auntie Lo passed in 1993, and left her and Uncle Bob’s retirement to Wendy. She hadn’t touched any of the inherited IRA’s in thirty years, and hers was a Zerox copy of theirs, which was a carbon copy of Granny’s. When I pried or nudged, Wendy repeated Granny’s advice of avoiding 10% early retirement penalty, on top of income taxes of around 27%, and she was postponing traveling until that penalty went away at age 64. I once tried to show that withdrawing $100,000 would leave her with $90,000 of income, more than she ever dreamed as a kid, and wouldn’t be noticed in her accounts. But, our first habits are often the ones we cling to most tightly, and our first oversights are rarely noticed; Granny adhered to the early with drawl penalty to differentiate between comfort and excess. When Granny retired at 60, she owned her home, had a padded savings account and a small but growing personal brokerage account, a new car fully paid for (and enough savings to buy another without borrowing at “bullshit” interest rates), and she spent the two years before her cancer kicked back in road tripping through Mexico with a gaggle of girlfriends, laughing and chain smoking along the way, doing Tequila shots in Juarez with old gentlemen in reputable saloons, and swapping federally-fighting stories. Wendy was too absorbed in grief – focused on all of her family dying, and me in war – to see the full story behind Granny’s advice.

With her self-imposted constraint, Wendy was, admittedly, on a tight budget. She had just begun receiving social security checks, and that’s barely enough to pay for her air conditioning bill, vet insurance, and wine; she hadn’t inherited our family’s social security, because it’s a Ponzi scheme and when someone dies only their spouse can receive social security. She adored Aunt Edit’s paintings – they were all scenes of hunting and farm dogs set in Prince Edward Island and Wales – and, though each was worth more than I earned from the army’s GI Bill and about the cost of an LSU engineering degree, she kept them as a family heirloom that meant more to her than a couple of Grandpa Hicks’s old jerseys. Despite all of the wealth hung on her walls and parked in her brokerage account, she found things to complain about, and sometimes called to rant about social security and IRA laws. She said she was bored of waiting to turn 64, and that’s why she drank.

My eyebrows narrowed. My headache felt worse. I shouldn’t worry about Wendy, I thought to myself.

My dad crept into my thoughts, like he often does when I’m worry about Wendy’s mental health.

My biologic father, Ed Partin Junior, was arrested in 1985 for “cultivation of a controlled substance,” a fancy way of saying he grew weed. Deputies found the federal limit, 2.0 pounds, in the cracks of his barn, mixed with an unknown mass of dead bugs and rat turds. (I was 12 years old and with him, and I told the sheriff and armed deputies that wasn’t anything but shitty shake, so full of rat turds that even my dad said he wouldn’t smoke it.) Because Hoffa was declared dead and Big Daddy was in prison, my dad was sentenced to the Arkansas federal penitentiary in 1985. Wendy and I quip that he lost a battle in Reagan’s war on drugs.

He got out in 1986, passed his high school equivalency exam, was accepted to The Univeristy of Arkansas on academic probation, and earned honor graduate with a dual degree in history and political science in only 3-1/2 years. He immediately enrolled in The University of Arkansas law school. In 1991, as a 35 year old law student and ex-con, he won a national essay contest and was invited to speak to congress about legalizing flag burning. (He mailed me his essay and news clippings about his trip when I was an 18 year old soldier in the first Gulf war.) He graduated with a juris doctorate in 1993, and passed the Arkansas bar exam on the first attempt. He then took and passed the Napoleonic-esque Louisiana bar exam, a rarity for law students who didn’t study in Louisiana. (Louisiana, named for King Louis and Queen Anna, retains French-era laws from before the Louisiana Purchase, hence having parishes instead of counties, why we have a different law code than the rest of the United States, and why Americans wanting to study European law flock to Louisiana and study for Louisiana’s bar exam.) He was refused a license in either state, but represented himself in lawsuits that reached the state supreme courts of both Arkansas and Louisiana and allowed him to change the law: before his suits, few, if any, states allowed a convicted felon to practice law, a detail he had overlooked when planning his path.

After winning his Louisiana state supreme court case, he moved back home and became a public defense attorney. He rented a small office with a window overlooking an oak tree, within walking distance of the the downtown jail and courthouse, and, at 36 years old, earned his livelihood from anything other than “intent to distribute a controlled substance” for the first time in his life. He made local news weekly, both for defending those who had no other defenders (e.g. a nationally publicized case where five African American teens allegedly raped a caucasian girl, and no other defender in the deep south would step forward; it was a nationally publicized case, nicknamed the “Something-or-Another Five,” giving the gang a name before their trial; what kind of public defender would accept that case?) and for his own shenanigans around town. He had frequent DUI’s, fines for contempt of court, shooting a neighbor’s dog, and more than one awkward incident after a party at LSU, where he was too old to be partying and woke up naked and roaming campus, peering in windows along sorority row, looking for his clothes piled beside someone’s couch. (In a hilarious headline by the LSU gazette, they documented his escapades in a feature article: “Naked man escapes after roaming sorority row: campus police say he won’t get off that easily,” which made Wendy laugh out loud.)

All the bars around LSU and the downtown courthouse knew him well, even when bartenders were too young to remember Big Daddy. Wendy’s former favorite bar and grill, The Chimes at The Gates of LSU, had two small brass plaques with “Ed Partin” engraved from their “around the world” beer competition, primarily geared towards helping students understand geography: to get a plaque, you had to drink a couple of bottled beers from every country that made beer within a year. The wall was mostly college boys with fierce livers. (Wendy was young and looked younger then, and her tubes were tied; she dated a few college boys and hung out at The Chimes in a bout of fun that would have made Granny raise a toast in joy for Wendy living without regrets). But, not long ago, Wendy pulled out her credit card to pay, and the bartender asked if she were related to Ed Partin. He pointed to the wall and said that Ed was his roommate’s attorney and that guy who ran around campus naked. She hadn’t been back since.

Wendy and my dad hadn’t spoken in decades. But, in a remarkable coincidence, my dad settled in the town adjacent to Saint Francisville, appropriately named Slaughter, Louisiana. He bought five acres adjacent to Wendy’s coworker’s home, and, to their chagrin, he built a barn and chicken coop partially on their property. When they inquired about Wendy’s last name at work, they were curious if Ed Partin, the crazy long haired bearded guy who shooed Betsy away from his chickens with a shotgun and shot Roger’s German shepart, was a distant relative of Wendy’s. She reacted as if she had PTSD, and they filed a complaint with senior management. She was already known to snap at coworkers and tell them to mind their own business, and Exxon’s early retirement offer was generous. She avoided Slaughter after that.

Wendy was a notorious procrastinator, and had never changed her last name, saying it was too much trouble to get a new driver’s license and passport, or to change the benefactor’s name on her inherited IRA’s. After my dad stumbled into her favorite cafe in St. Francisville and called out, she avoided the cafe. Sometimes, in Jackson, she saw Keith Partin, Big Daddy’s other son and current president of Local #5, and though Keith’s a classic good guy and gentle giant who she knew in high school, she avoids him and therefore Jackson. In Zachary, she’d be asked if she were related to Joe Partin, Big Daddy’s nephew and the principal and football coach of the Zachary High Broncos, or the coincidentally named Jason Partin, Joe’s son, a local football hero who runs a physical therapy center. Zachary became off limits, too. Whenever she was asked about the Partins, she called me to complain about my father and made jokes about being WARPed. She said that avoiding my dad was enough to make anyone drink.

Wendy said she was happy. I had learned to stop asking if she were still going to therapy, or if she had tempered her drinking, because that prompted months of radio silence. When we talked, she’d tell me about volunteering at the relatively new West Feliciana Parsih Humane Society, the one next door to the infamous private Angola prison (for decades, it was “the most bloody prison in America”). Wendy brought a bag of McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches to the Angola work-release prisoners who cleaned dog cages for 15 cents an hour, even in 2019; no one but the society’s director and I knew she did that; Wendy preferred privacy, and those who knew her well respected her privacy. Sometimes, she saved a dog from death row, took it home, nursed it to health and house trained it, put purple and gold LSU ribbons in its hair, and brought it to the next adoption fair. Usually, she just finished feeding prisoners and playing with dogs, and returned home. She’d feed her dogs, make lunch, get bored, and open a bottle of wine. She said she drank because she was there was nothing else to do on a hot and muggy day in southern Louisiana. By 3 or 4, she’d be drunk.

The director was a friend of hers, and sometimes I checked in with her if it were to late to call Wendy. I asked her about the sandwiches when I called early one morning, and she said, “They only cost 99 cents each,” as if that’s all there were to it.

“Jimmy Buffet likes them, too,” she said.

She meant Warren Buffet, who had just been on a documentary driving through McDonalds on his way to work in Omaha. He, like Granny, invested in McDonald’s; compounding interest works the same if you invest $100 or $1 Million, and Buffet was the world’s second wealthiest person.

“And those poor old black men have those same shitty sandwiches from when I was a kid,” she said, with a tone of judgement towards the people who allowed that to continue.

She was talking about the annual Angola prison rodeo, a tradition predating the prison and perhaps reaching back to Angola plantation, always gave the same lunch in the same brown paper bags to the poor black men: grey bologna and orange cheese between two slices of soggy white bread. The Angola rodeo was the butt of February 2019 John Oliver show, and was on my mind as an excuse to call her one morning when I returned from vacation. I had used John Oliver as an excuse to call before, when he did a special on managed retirement fund fees. (John accepted his HBO contract on the condition that his shows be released to Youtube a few weeks later, because the information in his comedy show was useful to people who didn’t subscribe to HBO; Wendy chose to keep using a financial advisor to handle taxes on her IRA’s, making him wealthy in the process.) Though not as savvy of an investor as Granny or many other people – I may be one of them – she did more to help Angola than I ever did: the most I’ve done to help them has been to mention it now. Saint Francisville’s economy still revolves around plantations, and one of the bigger ones hosts an annual fundraiser for the humane society. Wendy had begun donating one of Aunt Edith’s paintings for the silent auction, and for a few hundred dollars, people driving up from Baton Rouge unknowingly walked away with what could pay children’s college tuition wrapped in brown paper padding. She didn’t want to be bothered finding an art dealer to help her sell a few for herself, and she avoided people who behaved hypocritically, so she donated an occasional painting anonymously.

I adjusted the time on my dive watch to delay making a decision, sighed again, and tried calling Wendy. As usual, her cell phone wasn’t getting reception. She didn’t answer her land line (another archaic word in my head, used for old home phones and for a line of wire hastily stretched across the ground between positions, to use in lieu of radio or light signals; any signal can be intercepted and decoded, or triangulated to locate the sender). I sent a text and an email letting her know I had already arrived in Cuba. I chuckled to lighten the tone, and said that that the cell reception in Havana was worse than at her place, and that I’d only be able to check messages when I came back to Havana every week or two, but to text or email me if it were important. I said I’d stay in Havana longer, if necessary, so we could schedule a time to speak. If it were urgent, I said, tell Cristi and she would know how to reach me.

Coincidentally, I added, chuckling, I was calling from a public square named after Saint Francis, the patron saint of kindness to animals, and I hoped that put a smile on her face. I reiterated that I’d check messages when I could, and added a perfunctory “I love you.”

I left a voice with Cristi, saying I arrived safely and that the WiFi was less than I had expected, so I would be mostly offline. She had been used to gaps of contact ever since we were in middle school and missed each other for summer vacations, which transitioned to the first war, where I was gone for most of 1990-1991, and my service on America’s quick reaction force under President Clinton after that (we deployed with two hour notice and communication lockouts to prevent media discernment between real versus simulated deployments, and I had been offline for up to six months at at time). Recently, I was a faculty of physics, engineering, and entrepreneurship at the University of San Diego Shiley-Marcos School of Engineering; an advisor for the UCSD Basement, a technology and entrepreneurship incubator; and a director or consultant for a few nonprofit organizations centered around incorporating entrepreneurship education and environmental stewardship into public K-12 schools. (That’s how I scored an Obama entrepreneurship visa to Cuba; I hadn’t worked for a president since my 20’s, and since retiring in my 30’s I wouldn’t say I’ve worked for anyone.) I took off once a year or more for one to three month sabbaticals, sometimes for fun and sometimes to work with side-gigs. (Like PawPaw, I used side-gigs to pursue whatever was more important to me than money.) In my message, I said everything was fine and I loved her; I paused, and enunciated that Wendy had left a voice mail and I was concerned. I didn’t mention the coincidence about St. Francis, because that would diluted my message and started Cristi thinking about synchronicity. I’d tell her when I got home and could share her reaction.

I looked up, hung up the phone, and sighed again. I took out my earbuds and held them, inhaled slowly and deeply, and exhaled completely. I squeezed a puff more out, inhaled again, and exhaled in a single purge before breathing normally again. I snapped my head back and forth to loosen tight muscles, packed away the earbuds. and glanced around the plaza to see if anyone was paying attention. There were a few handfuls of people scattered here and there, and about half of the people were using their phones, either talking or scrolling. A few were walking around, peering into the bars and chatting with their people about what they saw or heard inside, excited by the prospects. No one seemed to notice much.

I made a decision: I opened my Lonely Planet and called a couple of casa particulars I had circled on one of the airplanes. I spent precious WiFi minutes asking a few questions until I confirmed which had a room with two doors; one had a glass door that opened onto a center courtyard, they said. I told them I’d be there after dinner, and then sent a burst to my circle. (“Burst” was once an encrypted scramble between synchronized frequency-hopping radios in a single-integrated network, ground-and-airborne radio system, the most advanced communications technology known; now burst messages are accomplished by typing a list of names in the “bcc” line of a free email account.) I typed a quick gmail to two thirty-something eco-sports journalists guys, telling them I had arrived and would see them in Vinales in a week or so. I sent WhatsAp to a young illegal climbing guide in Vinales something similar, but in Spanglish.

As a side gig, I was a rock climbing guide in remote regions of off-the-beaten-path countries. Usually, I prefer with multi-pitch granite trad climbing or multi-peak summits covered in ice and requiring planning, but when the Cuban entrepreneurship visa became an option, I looked into the limestone cliffs of Vinales, the tobacco farming region of Cuba. They were only a few hundred feet high, and the routes were bolted, but I had read it had some of the best face climbing in the western hemisphere. The views of the farm fields from high above was spectacular, and the eco-journalists wanted to use their visa to take professional photos; one was a photographer, and their magazine was reputable because of the quality of articles coupled with photos. They’d write articles for their national magazine job, but they also wanted to dig deeper into the politics that prevented Americans from visiting Cuba. If they slipped and said too much, they risked their visa. But, they said, it was the only way to reach more Americans without preaching to the choir; they were battling the growing trend of compartmentalized news and ideas from singularly-focused media and websites that has widened the gaps between Americans.

I’m notoriously “hands off,” reticent about details, especially over the phone or via texts or emails. Like Wendy, I’m allergic to paperwork, so assistants handled our travel insurance. Cuba, like most countries with free healthcare, requires all tourists to have generous insurance. In many countries with ostensibly free healthcare, the price is loss of freedom. Rock climbing’s not a big deal, but illegal in Cuba because it’s deemed an unnecessary risk. (I read that Fidel stopped smoking cigars and only used them in publicity photos, trying to influence people rather than making smoking and the lucrative tobacco industry illegal.) Cuba, like many governments, monitors tourists; you never know who’s listening, or when a local law enforcement officer or person with a grudge or some other motivation could arrest you, or testify against you about anything you said or wrote. Every year, the news if full of American tourists detained in countries too small to be a threat to America, but that have every right to enforce whichever laws they choose, if only to make a point; typical crimes enforced against Americans included cannabis use, homosexuality, trespassing, graffiti, and spitting (one American schmuck was whipped with a cane pole in public for spitting on a Singapore sidewalk).

To put my caution in perspective of my family history, Jimmy Hoffa, the world’s most powerful labor leader and one of the wealthiest and most well known men in America not a Kennedy, went to prison in 1966 for a few words spoken to my grandfather. They were in a private hotel room and guarded by Hoffa’s inner circle, and Hoffa, feeling overconfident or bemused by Big Daddy’s wit and charm, uttered out a single sentence implying Big Daddy bribe a juror in the Test Fleet case against Hoffa. He timed his otherwise benign words with the motion of patting an envelope of cash in his back pocket, saying $20,000 should do it.

The room was swept for bugs by the best electronics goons money could buy, but nothing can stop a person with a hidden agenda; a few months before, Big Daddy was arrested for kidnapping and manslaughter, but two days later U.S. Attorney General Bobby freed him, in exchange for infiltrating Hoffa’ inner circle and finding “anything of interest” that Bobby could use against his nemesis. Big Daddy became a mole, and ten months after Bobby’s brother, President John F. Kennedy, was assassinated, Hoffa was found guilty based solely on my grandfather’s testimony about a few words Hoffa uttered in presumed privacy. Hoffa’s lawyers were the best money could buy who were willing to work for people like Hoffa, Marcello, Traficante, and all the main mafia families in each state, yet they still couldn’t stop Hoffa from being sentenced to 11 years in prison because of a personal vendetta.

For ten years, newspapers had dubbed the fight between Bobby and Hoffa “The Blood Feud,” and after Big Daddy became his only witness against Hoffa, Bobby showcased my family nationally. The Partins shared billing with newly appointed President Johnson and his family, and Big Daddy was dubbed an all-American hero. Bobby ensured no court in America would find Ed Partin guilty of anything that would risk Hoffa’s attempts to discredit the only witness against him. Big Daddy was showcased on national media for years, including a 1968 Life focus on the mafia, where Big Daddy was shown to be tough enough to run the Teamsters and fend off mafia influence.The case was followed daily. Hoffa’a army of attorneys appealed his sentence for two years, but they lost their 1966 supreme court case, Hoffa versus The United States. The only one of nine judges to dissent against using Big Daddy’s testimony was Warren, a 40 year veteran of the court, having overseen landmark cases such as Roe vs Wade, Brown vs The Board of Education, and the case that gave us Miranda Rights. He was a household name by the time of Hoffa’s 1966 case, because he been chairman of a committee to investigate President Kenendy’s assassination, and the 1964 Warren Report was debated by almost every household in America. (Warren mistakenly said Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone when he shot and killed Kennedy, and that Jack Ruby acted alone two days later, when he shot and killed Oswald, who was wearing handcuffs and being escorted out of the Dallas police station and shot Oswald on live television; 110 million people witnessed it, so no one doubted Ruby’s guilt, but most people doubted that either Oswald or Ruby acted on their own, and to this day most people suspect a conspiracy. The 1979 congressional JFK and Martin Luther King Junior Assassination Report, though kept classified until President Clinton released the first part in 1992, reversed the Warren Report and said that Kennedy’s murder was the result of an organized effort, and the three suspects with the means, motive, and method were Jimmy Hoffa, New Orleans mafia boss Carlos Marcelo, and Miami mafia boss and Cuban exile Santos Trafacante Junior.) Chief Justice Earl Warren made decisions based on information presented to him, and in 1966 he was one of the first people to look at my grandfather’s criminal history and the details of his testimony against Hoffa, and only one of nine judges to see a problem with sending Hoffa to prison based solely on one person’s testimony, especially a person like Edward Grady Partin Senior.

This is what Warren said about Big Daddy, and the process by which America monitors personal conversations:

“Here, Edward Partin, a jailbird languishing in a Louisiana jail under indictments for such state and federal crimes as embezzlement, kidnapping, and manslaughter (and soon to be charged with perjury and assault), contacted federal authorities and told them he was willing to become, and would be useful as, an informer against Hoffa, who was then about to be tried in the Test Fleet case. A motive for his doing this is immediately apparent — namely, his strong desire to work his way out of jail and out of his various legal entanglements with the State and Federal Governments. And it is interesting to note that, if this was his motive, he has been uniquely successful in satisfying it. In the four years since he first volunteered to be an informer against Hoffa he has not been prosecuted on any of the serious federal charges for which he was at that time jailed, and the state charges have apparently vanished into thin air. Shortly after Partin made contact with the federal authorities and told them of his position in the Baton Rouge Local of the Teamsters Union and of his acquaintance with Hoffa, his bail was suddenly reduced from $50,000 to $5,000 and he was released from jail. He immediately telephoned Hoffa, who was then in New Jersey, and, by collaborating with a state law enforcement official, surreptitiously made a tape recording of the conversation. A copy of the recording was furnished to federal authorities. Again on a pretext of wanting to talk with Hoffa regarding Partin’s legal difficulties, Partin telephoned Hoffa a few weeks later and succeeded in making a date to meet in Nashville, where Hoffa and his attorneys were then preparing for the Test Fleet trial. Unknown to Hoffa, this call was also recorded, and again federal authorities were informed as to the details.

Warren’s missive of dissent was lengthy, even for a missive. After a few more paragraphs of ranting about Big Daddy, Warren cited a few words given to Big Daddy by FBI agent Walter Sheidan, a former campaign adviser for John F. Kennedy and head of the FBI’s Get Hoffa squad under Bobby Kennedy, that would be cited again and again for the next sixty years: “anything of interest.”

“Pursuant to the general instructions he received from federal authorities to report “any attempts at witness intimidation or tampering with the jury,” “anything illegal,” or even “anything of interest,” Partin became the equivalent of a bugging device which moved with Hoffa wherever he went. Everything Partin saw or heard was reported to federal authorities, and much of it was ultimately the subject matter of his testimony in this case. For his services, he was well paid by the Government, both through devious and secret support payments to his wife and, it may be inferred, by executed promises not to pursue the indictments under which he was charged at the time he became an informer.

This type of informer and the uses to which he was put in this case evidence a serious potential for undermining the integrity of the truthfinding process in the federal courts. Given the incentives and background of Partin, no conviction should be allowed to stand when based heavily on his testimony. And that is exactly the quicksand upon which these convictions rest, because, without Partin, who was the principal government witness, there would probably have been no convictions here. Thus, although petitioners make their main arguments on constitutional grounds and raise serious Fourth and Sixth Amendment questions, it should not even be necessary for the Court to reach those questions. For the affront to the quality and fairness of federal law enforcement which this case presents is sufficient to require an exercise of our supervisory powers. As we said in ordering a new trial in Mesarosh v. United States, 352 U. S. 1, 352 U. S. 14 (1956), a federal case involving the testimony of an unsavory informer who, the Government admitted, had committed perjury in other cases:

This is a federal criminal case, and this Court has supervisory jurisdiction over the proceedings of the federal courts. If it has any duty to perform in this regard, it is to see that the waters of justice are not polluted. Pollution having taken place here, the condition should be remedied at the earliest opportunity.”

Hoffa went to prison after he ran out of appeals in the supreme court. From that point on, his case, Hoffa versus The United States, would be cited by lower courts and used to justify unspecific wire tapping. I’m not a lawyer, and I read on Wikipedia that the fourth amendment says, among other things, “warrants must be issued by a judge or magistrate, justified by probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and must particularly describe the place to be searched and the persons or things to be seized.” A walking bug sprung from a Baton Rouge jail cell could violate a lot of things.

As for the sixth amendment, I’ve never studied it. For all I know, it excludes people like me from inalienable rights granted to others. I believe Chief Justice Earl Warren knew more about the sixth amendment than I do, so I’ll assume something about using Hoffa’s trial seemed to violate it, maybe the surprise factor Walter Sheridan and Bobby Kennedy used, having Big Daddy stand up in the court room and shocking Hoffa. According to everyone in the room, Hoffa gasped and said, “My God! It’s Partin!” All of the jurors overheard him, and his shock was a planned tactic to sway the jury.

Big Daddy was cross examined for three days he wooed them with his strawberry blonde hair, sky blue eyes, subtle but persistent smile, and charming southern accent. He described the context of what Hoffa said, mentioning the padded envelope Hoffa had patted in his back pocket, and safe full of padded envelops that no juror had seen. They believed Big Daddy’s word, and in 1964 they had quickly returned from only a few hours of deliberation and found Hoffa guilty of attempting to bribe a juror in the 1962 Test Fleet Case, escalating what was a seemingly benign state-level case to the federal charge of jury tampering.

From prison, Hoffa promised to forgive $121 Million of mafia debt if “anyone” could get Ed Partin to change his testimony “using any means” as long as he “remained alive,” to recant or sign an affidavit swearing that “spoiled brat Booby” used “illegal wiretapping.” (Hoffa always called Bobby Booby.) I grew up under federal protection, a gift from Bobby and FBI director J. Edgar Hoover, even after Bobby was assassinated in 1968, for as long as Hoffa remained in prison. President Nixon pardoned Hoffa in 1971, but the attacks continued because, under Nixon’s pardon, Hoffa couldn’t return to running the International Brotherhood of Teamsters and controlling their $1 Billion, unregulated pension fund for another eight years. A Billion dollars was a lot of money back then, and Hoffa’s network continued to pressure Big Daddy to either recant his testimony or testify that Bobby Kennedy and Walter Sheirdan, head of the government’s Get Hoffa squad for more than a decade, had illegally used wire tapping to plot their strategy, thereby dismissing all lingering charges against Hoffa.

Though Big Daddy and Hoffa were ancient history, the consequences of supreme court verdicts are higher than one person’s sentencing: they impact all subsequent cases with similar wording. Warren had overseen the case that led to Miranda Rights, the one centered around the sixth amendment and the use of witnesses, and reminds everyone being arrested that the right to an attorney and the right to remain silent; I assume Warren knew a thing or two about the forth and sixth amendments, which is why he said Hoffa’s case should have never reached the supreme court, and why he wrote a missive for posterity to ponder. As for The Miranda Rights, it’s hard to deny that the world would be a more peaceful place if more people practiced their right to remain silent.

I don’t know if the waters of justice are still polluted, nor do I know what Warren would have said if he knew the ghosts of Big Daddy and Jimmy Hoffa would resurface in 2001. Hoffa vs The United States became a cornerstone of a foundation upon which President George Bush Junior built Patriot Act, the act rushed through congress after 9/11 and brilliantly abbreviated: “The 2001 Act for Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism.” The Patriot act justified monitoring cell phone messages of hundreds of millions of people without a warrant, looking for “anything of interest.” Because it used technology, not just of a room of FBI agents, The Patriot Act used software to scrub messages looking for anything of interest by anyone using cell phones in America; similar justifications were used for monitoring people and embassy’s globally. Not only did a few words uttered by Hoffa land him in prison, those were the words Walter Sheridan offered as advice when prepping Big Daddy. Sixty years later, those words crawled off a page in the annals of the American justice system and touched millions of people’s private messages; justified locking up terrorists in Cuba’s Guantanamo Bay without attorneys, interviewing witnesses against them, or a trial; and paved the way for American’s torturing prisoners using the CIA-approved waterboarding method.

Bush’s leading legal advisor was a Harvard law professor named Jack Goldsmith, who, in one of the more remarkable coincidences I’ve seen, used to be Jack O’Brien; he is the adopted son of Chucky O’Brien, Jimmy Hoffa’s adopted son and long-time suspect in the FBI’s ongoing investigation into Hoffa’s disappearance.

When Jack was in law school at Yale, he changed his name to his biologic father’s, because Chucky O’Brien was still under FBI investigation for Hoffa’s disappearance and other mafia-related shenanigans. (Almost all mafia film charatertures of a short, squat, bulldog, fiercely loyal to Hoffa or one of the families, are based on Chuckie; Joe Pesci would portray him in The Irishman, and had, humorously, jumped up to slap Craig Vincent on behalf of Robert DeNiro in Scorce’s Casino film. Chucky despised Big Daddy, and cursed his ghost up until Chuckie’s death in 2020, a year after his adopted son exonerated his suspicion in Hoffa’s disappearance, and almost exactly thirty years after a team of burly men heaved Big Daddy’s casket into his grave in Baton Rouge’s Greenwood Cemetery.) Jack disagreed with many points of the Patriot Act, but did his job under presidential orders. (No offense to Jack, but I always mention anyone who reports to a boss and does something they believe is immoral or unethical as an example of why entrepreneurship can provide freedom to improve the world.)

In short: words have consequences, and after a while all you can do about it is laugh and watch what you say or write.

A simple word or two overheard and out of context could get you put in jail. Under Cuba’s national health coverage, unnecessary and risky sports are illegal. The law wasn’t enforced, like American marijuana laws or President Clinton’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” military policies in 1992 weren’t enforced, but there was always a possibility that one law enforcement official with a bug up his ass could use an obscure law to confiscate a farmer’s land or to make an example out of a gringo or two. In the 2000’s, President George Bush Junior had personally been involved in a $14 Million pursuit of Tommy Chong, from the comedy duo Cheech and Chong, for helping his daughter start a glass pipe business that everyone had to call Chong’s Bongs; he was arrested in his pajamas at his California home by a federal task force one morning. He spent nine months in federal prison for what was legal in California but illegal federally, sharing a cell with The Wolf of Wall Street; that’s no joke. Every year, at least a few American tourists are arrested for things like littering, spitting, marijuana, illegal sexual choices, or even traffic violations; they are detained in countries with a grudge against Americans, and have been publicly whipped with a cane (Singapore’s penalty for spitting on a sidewalk) put in prison for a year or more, etc. Iran still has laws allowing a hand to be cleaved off if you steal a piece of bread, and many countries have barbaric practices to get the devil’s homosexual seed out of you, America’s not innocent: after 9/11, we arrested and detained dozens of terrorism suspects based on intercepted messages, and detained them in an old American navy base in Guantanamo Bay, amd tortured them for years.

The Guatanamo prisoners were only three hours west of where I was checking voice mail and sending messages from my cell phone. They had been there for more than fifteen years without an attorney, and had been tortured by American soldiers under guidance from above. A few say the ends warrant the means; anyone who says waterboarding isn’t torture should try it for a while. Everything the prisoners said was used against them.

I planned to visit Guantanamo at the end of my trip, to see the base for myself, and to chat with a few locals and listen to their perspectives. Maybe I’d meet a chatty U.S. soldier and buy them a mojito, and listen to what they have to say. Many Cubans were still resentful of President Kennedy’s botched Bay of Pigs invasion that killed some of their fathers, and distrustful of seemingly benign tourists after America killed Cuba’s adopted son, El Che Guevara, using CIA operatives in Bolivia; not to mention several CIA attempts to murder Fidel Castro. A few old Cubans may even remember their father’s talking about President Rosevelt’s Rough Riders killing their great-grandfathers, and many may have more stories, whether true or not, and you never know which local official harbors deep seeded resentment against gringos. I grew up in the deep south, where history teachers in public schools taught us that the civil war was “the war of northern aggression,” and I didn’t know what Cubans were taught in school. Our minds are slaves of other people’s words, and I wondered what words were uttered around Guantanamo.

I glanced at my watch; it had been less than a minute. I could still beat the happy hour crowd. Should I get another WiFi card and wait, just in case?

I was on sabbatical, I reminded myself, and could look forward to lots of diving and climbing over the next few months. I had a book to research and write. Before flying to Cuba, I had downloaded the equivalent of a library’s worth of old court reports, news articles, and records onto my phone, along with a respectable playlist of music and eight downloaded albums. I had spent all day on airplanes reading my family history and listening to a mix of New Orleans jazz and funk, ranging from Dr. John to Galactic and Trombone Shorty, and including a few bands Spotify recommended based on Cuba’s Cima Funk and The Buena Vista Social Club. Some of them spoke between sets at Tipatinas, a classic music venue in New Orleans that Galactic had bought recently, and they said Cuban Funk was where it’s at; that’s like the Pope saying he digs a young preacher’s hip sermon. I was going to finish a lot of lingering projects once free from the tether of my cell phone, and I’d listen to live music in Havana jazz clubs, not from my earbuds or iBuds or whatever they’re called. I was on vacation – or sabbatical or whatever it’s called – and not wanting to worry about Wendy.

I thought: I had a lot on my mind when I first listened to her voice mail. I was distracted. Judge Pugh had been on my mind. It had been a long day. I had been sitting in cramped airplane seats and often trapped between large, chatty, and opinionated people (the guy from up north with pale white skin, a tight polo shirt, pudgy belly, and raccoon eyes sunburn wouldn’t stop talking about Disney Land, or World, or whichever one was in Florida). I may have overreacted to her voice mail. She was probably just drunk and sad about one of her dogs.

I sighed. I was tired and wanted a drink. I was Wendy’s son, and habits are hard to break.

Wendy and I rarely discussed our Partin history, because she was still traumatized by it. A lot of people undergo trauma, but I’ve always believed Wendy’s was especially intense. As a 16 year old little girl, she married a family known to murder and kidnap kids after unfavorable custody trials. She fought them, and was subjected to harassment and threats by strangers trying to get Ed Partin to recant his testimony; our address was listed in the Baton Rouge phone book under Ed Partin, and I’m sure even the lowest level of Carlos Marcello’s sycophants could read, or knew someone who could. There were around 20 Patins in the Baton Rouge phone book, and, alphabetically, we were fourth. Before us there was Big Daddy’s youngest, Donald Partin; Don Partin, named for Donald by the middle brother, Douglas Wesley Patin; and Doug. All had homes blown up, and Don was paralyzed. Doug, who took over the Baton Rouge Local #5 after Big Daddy went to prison, describes some of this time period in his autobiography, “From My Brother’s Shadow: Douglas Wesley Partin Tells His Side of the Story.” No one ever told Wendy’s story, so maybe this is it.

I was too young to differentiate random car explosions and house fires from malicious intent, but I recall enough to know, now, that we were either targets or the most unlucky family on earth. It’s no wonder she had a nervous breakdown and fled. What’s amazing is that she returned and fought Ed Partin get me back. Since then, she has been a private person and demonstrates symptoms of PTSD; when I worry about Wendy, I worry about her mental wellness. She always avoids the topic, and repeats her favorite pun: she was born WAR but marrying my dad WARP’ed her. I’d reply and enunciate our name, not pronouncing it the Cajun way, or the mumbled southern way that sounds like Dolly Parton, but saying it slowly: Part-in. I’d tell her she was a bigger part in my story than Ed Partin ever was. I didn’t want to share my small part in his story history without saying that pun, if only to make Wendy smile.

I sighed a final time, put away my phone, straightened my back and neck, looked forward, breathed, smiled, breathed again, and tried to not limp as I strolled across the plaza and to a bar. In the back of my mind, I hoped no one would notice the obvious XXL Force Fins strapped to my backpack; tomorrow, I’d ditch them at the casa, switch to a daypack, and discretely explore Havana on foot.

I had read in The Lonely Planet that the diving and climbing in Cuba alone was worth the trip, even if you didn’t solve Kennedy’s murder, or deliver McDonalds breakfast sandwiches to prisoners in Guantanamo Bay. It was going to be the best sabbatical imaginable, free from people interrupting me, worries, or cares about anything other than what I cared about. That’s freedom, no matter which country you’re in, and I was happy that President Obama had given me an opportunity to spend 30 days in Cuba promoting entrepreneurship, whatever that means.

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But then came the killing shot that was to nail me to the cross.

Edward Grady Partin.

And Life magazine once again was Robert Kenedy’s tool. He figured that, at long last, he was going to dust my ass and he wanted to set the public up to see what a great man he was in getting Hoffa.

Life quoted Walter Sheridan, head of the Get-Hoffa Squad, that Partin was virtually the all-American boy even though he had been in jail “because of a minor domestic problem.”

Jimmy Hoffa in “Hoffa: The Real Story,” 1975
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But then came the killing shot that was to nail me to the cross.

Edward Grady Partin.

And Life magazine once again was Robert Kenedy’s tool. He figured that, at long last, he was going to dust my ass and he wanted to set the public up to see what a great man he was in getting Hoffa.

Life quoted Walter Sheridan, head of the Get-Hoffa Squad, that Partin was virtually the all-American boy even though he had been in jail “because of a minor domestic problem.”

Jimmy Hoffa in “Hoffa: The Real Story,” 1975
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“We can report that Edward G. Partin has been under investigation by the New Orleans District Attorney’s Office in connection with the Kennedy Assassination investigation… based on an exclusive interview with an Assistant District Attorney in Jim Garrison’s office. We can report that Partin’s activities have been under scrutiny. In his words: “We know that Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald were here in New Orleans several times… there was a third man driving them and we are checking the possibility it was Partin.

WJBO radio, New Orleans, June 23rd, 1964; quoted from Walter Sheridan, “The Fall and Rise of Jimmy Hoffa,” 1972
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You either loved Ed or hated him, there was no in between.

Douglas Wesley Partin, retired and deceased Teamster leader, and Big Daddy’s little brother, in his self-published 2016 autobiography: “From My Brother’s Shadow: Teamster leader Doug Partin tells his side of the story”
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East Baton Rouge Parish

On the plane ride to Havana, I had read in The Lonely Planet that pork in a Cuban family’s home is a treat, a celebration among generation who had gone without, like America after the great depression or much of Europe after both world wars. After the Berlin Wall fell and Cuba lost its Soviet benefactor, famine on the small island lasted almost a decade. Everyone ate all the pigs, chickens, and varmits from the marshes, and the average person lost 22 pounds (more than I ever lost in a wrestling season, which sucks for them; but, as a kid from Louisiana, hunting marsh varmits sounded fun). I’ve been through a few military schools centered around food and sleep deprivation, and I learned enough to know I don’t want to experience hunger again. I was happy the grandparents had bacon and let me sleep in.

I’m mostly vegetarian, or at least try to be every now and then, but I indulge in seafood when I travel to islands and am not adverse to eating anything someone puts in front of me: I see food and eat it, as the joke goes. Even The Buddha’s last meal had been pork, because he was begging with his bowl and a villager gave it to him, and I’m not so spoiled that I’d decline bacon made by a host family. I’d be an asshole to decline it and ask for an acai bowl or fresh avocado toast, especially if I followed by complaining about the less than ideal shower in their master bedroom. Instead, I leaned into the experience, and looked forward to my first bacon in years. Bacon makes me drool, despite trying to be a vegetarian, and I found myself salivating like Pavlov’s dogs on my first morning in Havana.

I chatted with the hosts after breakfast. They were spry elders with children at work and grandkids in school, all of whom lived at their casa particular. The grandkids shared a room, and they rented their old room to help support their family now that they couldn’t work. Cuba paid for what was necessary, but they wanted a few luxuries and hoped to take their grandkids traveling one day. I mentioned what The Buddha taught, the nuance between earning your living vs earning your livelihood, and they said that explained a lot. I said I wanted to check messages, and they were pretty sure the Plaza de San Francisco de Asi was the best place for a gringo to get public WiFi. I thanked them, said “hasta luego,” and left their casa and meandered towards the plaza.

I walked along residential back streets, mostly, using a map from my Lonely Planet to force me to read street signs and chat with people to get back on track. I shopped a bit along the makeshift route, careful to mind the only awkward visa requirement of not exchanging currency with government owned businesses. I sought out private vendors, and bought another WiFi card and a pocket knife and a small pair of needle nosed pliers. I’ve carried a knife since I was four or five years old, like my dad and his father before him, but hadn’t been able to carry one on an airplane since 9/11. Soon after the world trade center collapse and just before the Patriot Act, a pimple faced boy in a TSA uniform stood between me and my flight and took my original, sheet-metal formed, military-issue Leatherman tool, the one engraved with “Magik” and “Airborne” by a deceased mentor; I still haven’t recovered from the trauma.

A pair of needle nose pliers is useful for tightening nuts and bolts of many sizes on boats and dive tanks, and the long tapered end can slip into a knot and loosen it without impatient Gordian measures that damage the protective kenmantle and weaken your lifeline; I’ve seen ropes snap and people fall, and it’s not pretty. Since 9/11, I’ve learned to say knife and pliers in about 20 languages, along with please and thank you; it’s amazing how many people all over the world are willing to help a stranger who looks lost and seems polite, even if you’re neither. When I check bags, I carry a modern Leatherman multi-tool, one with expensive steel that never rusts and rarely needs sharpening, and a hand-selected kit of tool bits and accessories that could fix almost any problem in any country on Earth. Tim Leatherman invented the original multitool in the 1980’s, after bumming around Europe with a Swiss army knife and pair of pliers in a beat up VW van, and five years and hundreds of cardboard and sheet-metal prototypes later, he made the world’s first combination knife and pliers. His first contract was with Delta Force in the mid 80’s, before anyone knew what a multitool was. His patents expired twenty years later (patent law is now 17 years) and other brands are now ubiquitous. The unmistakable shape of a multitool opening into pliers is still copywrited by Leatherman, like the shape of Mickey Mouse’s ears and Nike’s swish are copywrited for eternity. At USD, I used Tim as a case study in engineering and entrepreneurship classes, and new student teams consistently vote to forgo books on entrepreneurship and tests on memorization in lieu of prototype materials and time to iterate, like Tim, and all of them know my thoughts on the TSA and 9/11.

I put the booty in a thin packable daypack I carried inside my carry on backpack with a reusable bottle full of water, the Lonely Planet guidebook, a deck of cards, four Kennedy half dollars, and a handful of miscellaneous personal items like a pack of gum and hand wipes, and a spoon. (I like yogurt and ice cream, but dislike throwing away plastic spoons). A few years before, I began adding reading glasses and a telescoping hiking pole to my daypack, though I had forgotten the pole on this trip. I used to forget my glasses, too, before I acquiesced to the inevitable.

I included a homemade first aid kit, a version of which I’ve carried wherever I travel for more than thirty years: bandages and small packets of antibacterial healing cream; dimen-hydramine pills for rashes and bug bites and, in a pinch, motion sickness prevention; an atropine injector, like the ones used in the first Gulf war in case of chemical attack, and for people who have severe allergies to bee stings or shellfish (I don’t, but I’ve stumbled upon people whose throats were too swollen for CPR and had wished I had an atropine pen. During the first Gulf war, I carried a couple for emergency response to Saddam’s chemical nerve agents, but only used one on someone stung by a bee; they can be dangerous, even in a war zone). I had a large container of horse-pill sized ibuprofen, the prescription strength ones buddies called “Airborne candy” and pro footballers called “Football candy,” 800 mg chalky SSRI bombs that, conveniently, also have mild anti-depressant side effects. I tried to not use them habitually, because several studies showed professional football players who took ibuprofen daily were at higher risks of tendon tears, and a university rat study showed drastically reduced tendon tensile strength after being fed a varmit’s lifetime of SSRI’s. (I hope the rats were informed about the anti-depressant side affects, and died more cheerfully.) In a pinch, if I were feeling down, I could wash down a horse pill with a Hemmingway daquiri and rest my aching joints.

My tiny daypack was bulging and almost as big as my carry on, just without the shoes and fins and toiletries and a few changes of clothes, but it was worth having a few personal items while I walked around. If you can do first aide and fix things, you can earn a livelihood almost anywhere that has people, especially if you know a thing or two worth sharing. And, in a pinch, I could do coin tricks in a public square and earn beer money, or spend them on a phone call.

Almost everything I carried had ulterior motives that I’d only discuss if an opportunity presented itself. The daypack was an ultralight waterproof packable bag from Sea-To-Summit, founded by an Australian entrepreneur whose name I never remember. The Lonely Planet listed the names of the husband and wife who founded it in 1973, and I knew they had recently sold their business to BBC for a 51 million Euros or so. I had ordered the book and bag from Jeff Bezos’s Amazon, using my Steve Jobs iPhone, and with voice commands spoken through my earbuds or iBuds or whatever they’re called. My phone had a translation app downloaded, and if I had decent WiFi it could even translate in almost real-time, like a Babble Fish from The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Though not obvious, I had paid for my plane tickets using PayPal, the company that earned a young engineer named Elon Musk $121 Million after PayPal went public. I could point to more tangible examples in store windows, like the ubiquitous Spanx founded by the world’s first self made female entrepreneur, a former Disney World employee and stand up comedian named Sara Blakely. She had bombed the Florida State law school entrance exam, but iterated her prototypes and learned to patent and eventually got the last laugh.

I carried Force Fins outside my backpack. They’re short, stubby, thick, polyurethene, split-toe fins, like a dolphin’s tail, with open ends for your toes to poke through. They were invented by a guy for SEALs and Rangers in, I think, the mid 1980’s. They’re compact and portable, designed to move far fast for those with strong legs. Their open toe design is useful for people with big feet, and the stubby size allow them to be strapped to a carry on backpack. They attract attention, so I leave them wherever I’m staying.

After I left the casa particular, I walked along downtown Havana backstreets, looking at shop windows and seeing what I knew and learning what I didn’t. I returned to the same spot in the Plaza de San Francisco de Assi, and learned that Cristi had been unable to reach Wendy. I tried to call again, but got her voice mail again. I left another message; two would be enough to let her know I wanted to listen.

If I spoke with Wendy, I thought, I’d tell her about the cards and coins in my bag. It would probably make her laugh, because she had always enjoyed my card tricks and encouraged me to perform as a kid, driving me to magic club meetings. And I’d tell her about the Force Fins, because she used to complain about how much she spent on shoes every time I hit a growth spurt, and she said I still hadn’t grown into them. I’m 5’11, but I wear 14W shoes, and I travel with fins and climbing shoes because guides and rental shops rarely have my size. More than once, on unplanned diving trips, a rental shop employee has joked that they didn’t have my size, but with 14 Wide feet I probably didn’t need fins. Jerks. Wendy had said the same thing the one time we went diving together in Cozumel, but she had smiled and her eyes had crinkled and we had laughed together about it. I splurged on a pair of Force Fins soon after; in all sincerity, I’m self conscious about my feet and scars, which is why I mention them so often.

I felt another surge of dread, less than before but still much more than I ever experience, and I pondered flying to New Orleans. I sighed, adjusted my posture to stop favoring my right hip, and tried to relax. I put away my phone, and walked into the same bar.

The bartender recognized me and spoke to quickly for me to understand, but I smiled and said Si! and enjoyed whatever he brought out. There was no band, so I opened my phone and read my 1976 court custody report while I waited for music.

This is a suit by Edward Partin, Jr., plaintiff, seeking a divorce from his wife, Wendy Rothdram Partin, defendant, after having lived separate and apart for more than one year following a judgment of separation from bed and board. Plaintiff also seeks custody of the minor child, Jason Ian Partin, and the defendant reconvened asking that she be granted the permanent care, custody and control of the minor child.

The Trial Court had previously, by ex parte order, awarded the temporary care, custody and control of the minor to Mr. and Mrs. James Ed White. Following trial on the merits, plaintiff was awarded a divorce as well as the permanent care, custody and control of the minor child, with the temporary physical custody of the minor child to remain with Mr. and Mrs. James Ed White. The defendant has appealed this judgment as it regards the custody of the child.

This couple was married when plaintiff was 17 and the defendant was 16 years of age. Nine months following the marriage, they gave birth to young Jason. While we are not concerned with the facts surrounding the separation and divorce, it was apparently one of incompatibility as defendant testified that at the age of 17 she found herself married to a man who did not love her and so she left. Her testimony was as follows:

“As I say I was emotionally upset. I was receiving little support from Edward. I was scared, very confused. I didn’t know exactly which way to turn. I felt I had no one to listen and help with the situation at hand.”

Several weeks later she returned and lived with her husband again. She found that the situation hadn’t changed, and felt she had to get away again. She heard of a man who wanted someone to share expenses on a trip to California, so she quit her job and with her last wages left with him. She testified that she had no sexual relations with this man, and plaintiff does not accuse her of such. Following this trip she returned to Baton Rouge still emotionally upset. Her husband was suing her for separation and told her he was going to take custody of Jason. She went to live with her aunt and uncle, got a full time job with Kelly Girls paying $512.00 per month.

In February, 1975, the defendant’s mother was injured in an accident and she moved in with her to care for her. In September, 1975, following the recuperation of the mother she returned to live with her aunt and uncle.

During these above periods of time, the minor child lived with Mr. and Mrs. White. The Whites came to regard Jason as their own and, although the separation judgment awarded custody to the plaintiff with reasonable visitation privileges to the defendant, the Whites decided the defendant-mother could only see the child two days a month and that she could never keep the child over night. The reason the defendant did not contest custody at the separation trial was because at the time she felt unable emotionally and financially to care for her son.

[Judge Lottinger wrote a paragraph of legal jargon here, citing the “double burden” placed on Wendy by the deceased Judge Pugh to go above and beyond what was typically necessary to regain custody.]

We note that the petition for separation was grounded on habitual intemperance, as well as abandonment of the husband and the minor child. There are no other grounds listed for the separation nor for custody. The petition for the separation and custody of the minor child was not contested by the defendant, and a default judgment was granted. Defendant testified in the instant proceedings that the reason she did not contest custody in the separation proceeding was that she was not financially or emotionally capable of caring for the minor, and that knowing the Whites were going to be caring for him, she knew he would be in good hands.

Though the petition for separation had as one of its allegations “habitual intemperance”, the plaintiff in the instant proceeding testified that he had never accused his wife of drinking, nor had he ever seen her drink.

[Judge Lottinger goes on to cite a few precent cases, verdicts from previous judges in higher courts used to justify his opinions, a detail that’s less important in Louisiana’s version of the Napoleonic code, but still useful to show one’s logic and suggest unbiased decisions.]

The welfare of the child is the main issue that the Court is concerned with. This issue is more important than any wishes or wants the parents may have. Fulco v. Fulco, 259 La. 1122, 254 So.2d 603 (1971), rehearing denied (1971). As a general rule, and in particular where children of young age are involved, preference is given to the mother in custody cases. This preference is very simply explained, the mother is normally better able to care for the child and look after the education, rearing, and training necessary. Estes v. Estes, 261 La. 20, 258 So.2d 857 (1972), rehearing denied (1972).

No argument is made that the mother is not now morally or emotionally fit to care for the child, or that the house in which she lives is not a proper place to rear a child. In fact, the Trial Judge admitted that it was a fine home.

The Trial Judge has not favored us with written reasons for judgment, however, we must conclude from various statements by the Trial Judge that appear in the record that he could find no fault with the defendant, nor was there anything wrong with the house in which she lived. It thus becomes apparent to this Court that the Trial Judge applied the “double burden” rule to the defendant. We have already ruled that the “double burden” rule does not apply in this situation, and thus, under the established jurisprudential rules, we can see no reason why the defendant-mother should not be granted the permanent care, custody and control of the minor child with reasonable visitation privileges granted to the father.

In consideration of our above opinion, there is no need to discuss the specification of error as to the ex parte granting of custody to the Whites.

Therefore, for the above and foregoing reasons, the judgment of the Trial Court is reversed, and IT IS ORDERED, ADJUDGED AND DECREED that the defendant-appellant, Wendy Rothdram Partin, be and she is hereby granted the permanent care, custody and control of the minor, Jason Ian Partin, and IT IS FURTHER ORDERED, ADJUDGED AND DECREED that this matter be and it is hereby remanded to the Trial Court for the purpose of fixing specific visitation privileges on behalf of plaintiff-appellee Edward Partin, Jr. All costs of the appeal are to be paid by plaintiff-appellee.

Not everything in the report is accurate, like the part about Wendy’s first home being fine: it was shithole infested with ants and cockroaches, a tiny two bedroom one bath ground floor unit with a narrow galley kitchen lined with peeling grease-stained wallpaper. We had no air conditioning in Baton Rouge’s sweltering summers, but resisted opening windows because we could smell rot wafting from the dumpster behind the cheap Chinese restaurant on Florida Boulevard, and it swarmed with flies that would find a way inside our screen-less windows. I assume Judge Pugh, the trial judge, was being kind, and I’d be surprised to learn he had actually committed suicide. I had always suspected Big Daddy had something to do with Pugh’s 1975 death.

Maybe I was worried about Wendy because I had been pondering Pugh, I thought. I had re-read my custody report on the plane, because I believe it holds clues to my background and Big Daddy’s influences. Bobby Kennedy had ensured my family protection from federal and state prosecution beginning in 1962, for as long as Jimmy Hoffa was in prison. Bobby was assassinated in 1968, but Walter Sheridan, former John F. Kennedy assistant and regional campaign coordinator, head of the FBI’s Get Hoffa Squad, and eventual NBC news correspondent, took over as our family’s patron. Hoffa disappeared from a Detroit parking lot on July 30th, 1975, around the time Pugh died and Judge Lottingger assumed my case.

Lottingger was a respected judge with a 30 year tenure in the Louisiana legislature, working under three governors trying to rid the state of Big Daddy. Governor McKeithen, in particular, focused on Big Daddy like Bobby had focused on Hoffa, being quoted almost weekly in state newspapers saying things like, “I won’t let Edward Partin and his gangster, hoodlum Teamsters run this state!” Lottingger led the charge. McKeithen didn’t get Big Daddy’s endorsement on behalf of the Teamsters, and wasn’t reelected. I don’t know what prompted Lottingger to assume my case, but I can’t imagine him not reading the newspapers and realizing that my dad, Edward Partin Jr., was Big Daddy’s son; I don’t know why he didn’t mention it in my report.

By the time I was emancipated in 1989, Lottingger had retired and Judge Robert “Bob” Browning didn’t know what had happened to Pugh, so I doubt I’ll ever learn. But, I doubt the timing of Lottingger removing me from Partin custody forever wasn’t a coincidence, and was related to Hoffa’s disappearance. Like with all records from that time, I was re-reading with a fresh perspective, looking for clues no one else would consider, like “the trial judge” being Pugh. For the first time in 46 years, I noticed his comment that Wendy was intemperate, a word commonly used in legal jargon to say “unable to act with moderation or restraint, especially with regards to alcohol,” but that my dad said she never drank. She hadn’t, or at least not more than a beer or two and never getting drunk. She had started drinking only fifteen years ago, and for some reason that upset me, made me feel angry that I was worried about someone else’s choices. I know she had a hard life – so had I – but we shared the same family and words of advice that everything’s a choice and to die without regrets. And, though I joke about it, I was never happy about my emancipation. Wendy had gone through another small nervous breakdown after Uncle Bob died, and the day after I gave his eulogy I petitioned the courts for emancipation.

The coincidentally named Judge Bob knew my case well, and was a fan of wrestling and magic and said he kept up with me in the Baton Rouge Advocate; the court couldn’t find my dad, and when Bob interviewed Wendy he granted my emancipation when I was 16 years old. The next day, I used the paperwork to join the army’s delayed entry program, choosing the 82nd Airborne and GI Bill. A year later, I was told I was the youngest soldier out of 560,000 allied soldiers squaring off against the world’s largest fleet of tanks. Thirty years later, I limped a lot.

I saw the anger and know myself a little bit, so I knew my mind was trying to justify turning off my phone for a month. Wendy had a rough life. I was in Cuba, complaining about tepid showers and bacon for breakfast, pondering if I would fly to New Orleans or turn off my phone, listen to Cuban Funk, and spend a month climbing and diving and in paradise; and facilitating entrepreneurship, which is just as fun.

The same band showed up, and the trumpet player recognized me and nodded with a smile. I smiled and nodded back. The bartender walked over and said something I didn’t understand, despite rotating my head back and forth while listening. I smiled a mischievous smile, and in my best Spanish I asked for a mojito with whatever rum the bartender would pour for God, if God showed up and asked for a mojito. He laughed, tapped the counter, and went to work.

The mojito was delicious and the mint was fresh, and even before the alcohol hit my brain the band sounded as good as I remembered. My second night in Havana was looking good. By the second mojito, I didn’t give a Pugh about anything other than the groove.

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“We can report that Edward G. Partin has been under investigation by the New Orleans District Attorney’s Office in connection with the Kennedy Assassination investigation… based on an exclusive interview with an Assistant District Attorney in Jim Garrison’s office. We can report that Partin’s activities have been under scrutiny. In his words: “We know that Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald were here in New Orleans several times… there was a third man driving them and we are checking the possibility it was Partin.

WJBO radio, New Orleans, June 23rd, 1964; quoted from Walter Sheridan, “The Fall and Rise of Jimmy Hoffa,” 1972
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